Definition of history

History, as we generally know it,  is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.

Of Roman history, great Niebuhr’s shown

‘This nine-tenths lying. Faith, I wish ’twere known,

Ere we accept great Niebuhr as a guide,

Wherein he blundered and how much he lied.

                                             ~Salder Bupp.

 From Ambroce Bierce’s The devil’s dictionary

HYPOCRITE, n.  One who, professing virtues that he does not respect, secures the advantage of seeming to be what he despises.

IDIOT, n.  A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot’s activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but “pervades and regulates the whole.” He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions of opinion and taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

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