HUMOR CONCERNING CONCEALMENT OF AGE
There’ll be no candles on her birthday cake. She’s in no mood to make light of her age.
She never forgets her age, once she’s decided what it’s to be.
She’s discovered the secret of perpetual youth-she lies about her age.
If she put the right number of candles on her birthday cake, it would be a fire hazard.
Hoity-toity? She may be hoity, but she’II never see toity again.
Her husband is pleading with her to have birthdays again. He doesn’t want to grow old alone.
The best years of her life were the ten years between twenty-nine and thirty.
She’s been pressing thirty so long, it’s pleated.
Her age ranges from thirty to secrecy.
She could add years to her life by simply telling the truth.